A: Are you going to eat your dog?
A: My response always depends on the person asking. Something along the lines of, "Yep, but first I need you to fill out this 6 page adoption application, then we'll do a phone interview that lasts about 30 minutes and message back and forth for a couple of weeks. Finally, I'll call and grill your vet and probably require you to find a new one for me to interview, then I'll come check out your home and most likely require you to put in $400 worth of fencing. You ready to start the process??
A: I also let my other children sleep in the house. They're dirty too, plus full of germs after leaving YOUR house.
A: That one always makes me laugh. I didn't get a little one because ALL pigs grow.
A: Um, because I love pigs. Why do I need to explain my decision to you??
A: Yeah, including ignorant people like you. Obviously pigs can and often do eat anything that they can fit into their mouths, but is it good for them? Uh, no.
Q: Do you feed them pork? Can they eat bacon?
A: Seriously? Did you feed your child a human foot this morning?
A: Can I shoot you with a 12 gauge, in the face?
A: Actually, you would taste much better than my pig...jerk.
A: What is wrong with you, do you not take your obligations seriously??